Can you imagine what Sniff-It Park would be like without a little Cat Chaos? Borrrrrring! So guess what, I keep it live! And half the time none of the other Critters even know I’m the source of the madness they are so privileged to enjoy. For example, that canine catnip incident with Boss Paws…everyone thought that Hot Rod started that CAT-astrophe. Fact is, I was the mastermind behind all of it, and I just had to let everyone know. I couldn’t help myself. I had to take credit for that one. However, my greatest work sometimes is best kept a secret. Yes, being the feline king of fiasco sometimes means I must remain elusive. Just a small price to pay for being lucky enough to possess such critter-crafty skills.